https://www.patricklabelle.com/about daily 0.75 2025-02-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f82248a9f02267497e54265/4ebb4a56-1eb5-4b0d-9af1-6c94903060a0/poke2.gif me - hi, this is patrick I got my start at 16 writing open-house flyers for a real estate agency, severely over-indexing on words like “plethora” and “pristine”. Fast forward to however old I am now (28, I hate updating this) and I still think P-words are sick— I’ve just since learned what “open floor plan” actually means. I'm pretty short, I'm a black belt, I keep a Santa tapestry under my desk at all times, I mediocrely collect instruments, mediocrely-ly skateboard, and I can drink bloody mary's at any hour. My greatest strength? I'm dumb as hell. Wanna hear what I sound like? 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