I uploaded my first water review in 2020. So long ago people didn’t even know what Liquid Death was yet. I still record water reviews, but haven’t uploaded in about 5 years. So basically, this page is just an odd slice of time of me as a fuckin’ baby. I don’t even look like this anymore. Literally changed skins. Probably less teeth. I should really delete this entire section because my book now speaks for itself. But at the time it did not. And I’m too sentimental to wipe it from existence. Watch with that knowledge or spare me the embarrassment.